What’s with the abundance of impatience and laziness these days?
Lastnight I saw no less than 3 different infomercials for revolutionary exercise machines to get sculped lean abs.  All these infomercials promise less work, less time and MORE MORE MORE results!!! Of course what they don’t tell you is that you have to reach a certain body fat percentage in order to start acheiving the six pack look. They don’t want you to know that their miracle machine can’t solve someone’s dietary problems. They’d rather just have you look at shitty before/after photos and happy go lucky models sitting and spinning on their Two For The Price Of One Abdomisolveallyourproblemator Xtreme.Â
Sitting in my car at a red light I always see the same thing. The typical scenario is a girls walk up to the crosswalk and literally slams the button about 20 times like it recognizes some sort of urgency. When she figures out that it’s not psychic she decides to start crossing the street, in spite of the fact that the light changed not even 10 seconds later. Honestly, what’s the rush? If she was in that much of a hurry, say to catch a bus, she would run. She wasn’t running, she just didn’t want to have to wait for the light to change. It’s not the prospect of lack of time, it’s having to wait for something that drives people to such behaviour.
Of course I’m guilty of this from time to time. I absolutely, positively DESPISE having to wait in line to get into a bar or club. It gets to the point where I’ll move an entire group to my usual spot if I decide that a lineup is too long. No one complains (especially in the winter) but it also means I don’t get to experience a variety of waterholes to drink in.
Patience and hard work are rare qualities these days. We wonder why we’re in an age of mediocracy. It’s because we’re too fucking lazy and impatient to acheive real long term goals. We want everything now and for as little effort as we can get away with. God forbid we have to work a little harder or longer than we’re used to because we’ll give up at the drop of a dime.
Everyone sees the success of Style. How quickly and tremendously he turned his life around. How he went from absolute zero to a HERO in as little as a year. So the public decides to give it a try, you should have seen the influx in forum activity when that story turned popular. Quickly men turn to techniques and lines. And then just as quickly as the surge happened, activity dropped. OH SHIT! It’s not so fucking easy is it. It’s not just about shit you can learn over a week and then become a pickup pussy magnet player artist. It’s not just lines, it’s a lifestyle. So guys drop it. How fucking sad is it that a group of men who want absolute control over their love lives can’t put in the effort to gain it. How can such a large majority just call it quits?
This brings me to a side point. Don’t worry about this shit going public guys. The men who are serious about this kind of thing are already here. Back on track.
Pickup, like everything else worth getting handled in your life, takes a lot of work and time. You can’t expect to become a superstar overnight. A lot of guys believe that if they throw enough money at the issue they can get it handled. They buy bootcamps, DVD sets, audio tapes, ebooks (holy fuck are there a lot of ebooks out there) and then after they have every single piece of material on the market they ask how long til the next product is out. UNREAL! You can’t throw money at this kind of problem, sit on your ass and then expect it to be magically fixed. I’m not saying these things don’t help, but without the ambition to practice and get experience it’s all meaningless.
Everyone wants the cure. They want it right fucking now and for $19.95.
You get what you put into this guys. The more hours you’re out there and the more dedication you have to making the right changes you have the more you’re going to get out of this. Why did Style get so good so fast? Two reasons. First, his job as a writer gave him tremendous amounts of time. Secondly, he had the dedication to go meet and live with as many of the best in the world he could find. He lived the dream and now guys want to live his. Don’t find yourself looking for the easy street, the only place it’s taking you is failure.
So. Are you a product whore? Are you trying to get good at picking up women and yet not going out to practice atleast twice a week? Do you spend hours searching the forums for information on how to open a girl if she’s blonde, has C cup tits, is standing next to the wall with three friends and looks like she’s having an amazing night? You sir are in luck. I Orleans have come up with a revolutionary system that will allow you to become the bitch slapping slut fucker you’ve always wanted to be. It’s called CLOSE YOUR FUCKING LAPTOP AND GO TO A BAR TO OPEN SETS A COUPLE NIGHTS A WEEK FOR MORE THAN 2 HOURS A NIGHT!!!!!!!!
-Orleans
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