Being the generous guy I am I figured I’d use my massive search engine power to drive traffic to the newly formed Edmonton Lair!
If you haven’t checked it out go take a look at www.PUAEdmonton.com
Also, coming up in the next few days I’ll post a full review of our new DiCarlo DiClassified product No Flakes! as well as some of my recent escapades.
To start off I’d like to say a great big thank you to everyone who showed up to the talk I gave for the Edmonton locals. Deep in my gut I was worried that 5 guys would show up but a healthy crowd showed up and it made for a really fun talk. I really hope I come back in 5 months and you guys are organized like I want you to be. There’s so much value to having a freedom of connectability with your local pickup artists. Lots of fun and thanks again to Roger for setting the whole thing up.
One of my students from my Montreal bootcamp is a comedian and he tells me that there are two things you never say to a comedian:
1. Never ask him to tell you a joke and…
2. Never tell him a joke and ask him if it’s funny.
Telling a comedian to be funny when he’s not on stage is a good way to get yourself ignored and shunned.
Well lastnight after the talk I ended up at a bar with my good friend Fresno Smooth and said comedian student. Two guys from the lair talk show up and I’m like cool, more guys to chill out with.
Well this is where things turned a little weird. The guys start berrating me with questions and pleas to help them get good.
Here’s the thing… I appretiate the fact that guys value my knowledge and my skillset. Despite this, I am not a dancing monkey and I am not here to show you how it’s done. Men spend entire paycheques to hire me for a weekend to do just that.
Beyond that, is it really fair to berrate me with questions about game and to try to push me into sets when I’m off the clock? This is my job and despite the fact that I do in fact love women and talking to women, I’m not always on or wanting to approach sets just to show you how I do.
This is one of the reasons I hate going to pickup summits and conventions. Two things happen…
Situation A: Guy try’s to “AMOG” me to look cool in front of everyone. I end up having to own him to make an example and to teach him a lesson in humility and in the end I look like an asshole.
Situation B: “YO ORLEANS GO OPEN THAT SET.” I don’t open sets just to open sets. I don’t need practice and I don’t need to showboat. I don’t game just to game and I don’t game just cause some guy thinks it’d be cool to watch me in set. If the night takes me in that direction then awesome everyone gets a fun show and I get the girl.
If you’re serious about getting better at game… fire me an email through my contact page and we can talk about your options. If you see me out though don’t turn into a spectator and expect a circus to go down. I’m not here for your amusement.
To the two guys who showed up last night. Thank you for coming out and showing me support. Seriously I really appretiate the fact that you made the effort to come hang out. But if you’re going to come out be cool and don’t expect me to want to coach you when I’m off the clock.
So in conclusion… if you tell a comedian to be funny when you meet him… expect a less than favourable reaction. If you tell a pickup instructor to go open a set… expect a less than favourable reaction.
Ok this is officially going down. The details are handled at the location is set.
Date: Wednesday July 9th
Time: 6PM but you can show up and connect with fellow Edmonton pickup artists as early as 5PM
Location: The Centenial Room of the Stanley A. Milner branch of Edmonton Public Libraries
Address: 7 Sir Winston Churchill Square
Website: Library Website.
I’ll be doing a talk and a Q+A session so if there are any questions you might have regarding anything to do with game please prepare it before hand and that way it’ll be fresh for you to ask me.
Brian Fantana: Sex Panther by Odeon. This stuff is illegal in 9 countries. It’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
Ron Burgundy: It’s quite pungent. It’s a formidable scent, it stings the nostrils…in a good way.
Brian Fantana: [daubing the cologne on his neck] Yup.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I’m gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They’ve done studies, you know. They say 60% of the time, it works every time.
Ron Burgundy: That doesn’t make any sense.
My friends and I in Ottawa are quite possibly the most beautiful men ever to grace the planet. That being said we have an inside joke that everytime a girl or group of girls walks past us and checks us out that we’re wearing sex panther.
This can get a little ridiculous because a woman pretty much cannot exist on the same sidewalk that we are walking on without one of us proclaiming “Sex panther!” In fact, no woman can exist on the same continent without being hopelessly attracted to us… therefore we never have a reason to not say “Sex panther!”
The funny thing about this is that the more fun we have with it the more it cascades into a reality. Whether or not the girls are actually checking us out is really just a technicality because once we start the sex panther snowball it builds up so much that EVERYONE is checking us out.
So before you go out make sure to put on your sex panther cause 60% of the time it works every time.
Ok I’ve spoken to like 3 different people, had guys email me and have added someone on facebook and still there’s nothing set in steel.
So here’s a public announcement in a hope that someone will take some initiative and confirm a solid time and place with me.
I am in Edmonton until July 12th and am interested in either giving a talk or having a casual meet and greet with a group of the local pickup artists. I am available Sunday night after my bootcamp finishes up or any time next week as long as I get atleast a couple days notice.
Feel free to use my contact page and tell me what’s up. When something gets agreed to I’ll post it up here for anyone in the city to come join in on.
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