Hate To Love Me

I Ain’t Sayin’ She’s A Gold Digger…

Actually, I am.

Monday morning around 3AM I was pulling my usual up late routine and was browsing Plenty Of Fish for new girls to send messages to.� I get a message from this� little ray of sunshine.� The message was “no ur not” making a stab at my tagline “I’m better at sex than you”.� I quickly remind the bitch that she’s wrong.� After taking a look at her profile I found that this girl is “looking for (her) prince”, “loves to cuddle” and then says “don’t message me if your broke, i can tell after 10 minutes of talking to you”.� Apparently her prince doesn’t live in a tent.� She gives me her msn.

After talking to this girl it became apparent to me that she was after one thing, money.� She wants a meal ticket.�

I used to think these girls didn’t exist.� That they were an urban myth.� Something that (if it did exist) only existed in LA or New York.� Holy shit was I ever wrong.�

On a bright note there� is� comedy value to be found though.� On MSN you have subnames which you can change, these were some of hers over the period that I’ve had her on my list:

Pay for my bus ticket and fuck, it’s that simple.
It’s a shame I’m getting hungry.
Can you afford this ass?

And my personal favourite:

I got in a fight with my mom, I want to run away.

She’s 21.

I’ve never met a girl who was up for the highest bidder, but I almost feel bad for her.� How can a girl go through her life having so little self respect and such a skewed view of the world that she’d give herself to a wallet and not to a heart.� I can’t imagine how shitty her life must be, how unhappy she must be.

Maybe she’s the smart one.� Maybe love is just business, and whoever makes the best deal wins at life.� I think I contemplated that for about 2 and a half seconds before laughing to myself.� Who am I kidding?� � This girl is. fucked. up.

I’m uncertain as to what I’m going to do about her, if anything.� She’s attracted.� As I was writing this she sent me a kiss emoticon on MSN.

I have an ear ache.