Life Is Awesome
Life is amazing. I’m now in my new apartment living with one of my best friends and the last 3 weeks have been insane.
To recap:
- I’ve cut my finger (deeply)
- I’ve gained a deep loathing for doing dishes
- I’ve become a master Soul Caliber 4 player
- I gained 5-8 pounds of raw power
- Played a half assed joke on some friends that I’ve become a Scientologist
- Gave one of the best talks of my life to the Montreal Pickup Lair
- Purchased about $1000 of art
- I have stolen a whole lot of internet bandwith
- Discovered the greatest insult ever (suck devilcock in hell you faggotdwarf)
- Tried to get sponsored by an energy drink company for no reason other than being awesome
And much more.
Life is just awesome these days and I’m happy as a pig in shit.
I have a ton of ideas about pickup that I’m going to be hashing out and bringing to you guys. For now I thank you for your patience and dedication as I know updates have been slow. I can’t help it, life is so awesome that sitting down to write has become a task in itself. I promise I’ll up my work ethic and get my shit together though… pinky swear… no I mean it this time… seriously.
Strength and honor!
-O
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Orleans,
Sorry about the finger. You need to wrap around the hand, not the fingers
2. You are not thinking big enough. Why get sponsored when we can get your own energy drink. Orleans Energy…The official drink of PUAs everywhere
Adam H.
Hey Orleans! Sounds like your life is pretty ballin!
Wondering when you’re gonna hit up E-Town again?
Let us know,
Burgundy
Deep loathing for doing dishes = You miss mommy doing chores for you.
I wouldn’t trust me with an energy drink company… in my efforts to pack as much raw energy into a can the universe would explode!
I pity the fool who doesn’t miss his mother
Man! The talk you gave at the Mtl Lair meeting was amazing, and you inspired a bunch of us here! We are all working hard with the info you shared. Thanks!!!!
Peace&love.
hahaha cool man