Hate To Love Me

Sex Panther

Brian Fantana: Sex Panther by Odeon. This stuff is illegal in 9 countries. It’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
Ron Burgundy: It’s quite pungent. It’s a formidable scent, it stings the nostrils…in a good way.
Brian Fantana: [daubing the cologne on his neck] Yup.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I’m gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They’ve done studies, you know. They say 60% of the time, it works every time.
Ron Burgundy: That doesn’t make any sense.

My friends and I in Ottawa are quite possibly the most beautiful men ever to grace the planet. That being said we have an inside joke that everytime a girl or group of girls walks past us and checks us out that we’re wearing sex panther.

This can get a little ridiculous because a woman pretty much cannot exist on the same sidewalk that we are walking on without one of us proclaiming “Sex panther!” In fact, no woman can exist on the same continent without being hopelessly attracted to us… therefore we never have a reason to not say “Sex panther!”

The funny thing about this is that the more fun we have with it the more it cascades into a reality. Whether or not the girls are actually checking us out is really just a technicality because once we start the sex panther snowball it builds up so much that EVERYONE is checking us out.

So before you go out make sure to put on your sex panther cause 60% of the time it works every time.