What A Week!
This week has been a crazy gong show. Absolutely nuts!
Rewok came up to spend his spring break with me and this kid is the tits! He’s so laid back and yet has a great energy to go out and he’s RELENTLESS! He comes from a heavily social proofed area so to come to another country and have to practice pure cold approach was a little bit hard for him but no matter what happened he kept pushing forward. We had a lot of nights where we turned something out of nothing and it turned out stellar! I’ll give you guys a quick recap.
Sunday
Rewok gets lost on the way up here. Gets here in the early evening. We decide to go out. We head over to a popular Sunday night bar but the line is huge and not moving so we move into the market. We hit up another bar and it has all of ten people in it. No problem says he, he barges right into the big 8 set and tries to hold court but the logistics are straight fucked. He takes a lap around the bar and spots a two set. We later go in and it goes great.
My target won’t tell me how old she is. I decide it’d be a good idea to tease her and say she’s 32 and a half. Later on Rewok and target trade ID’s and I look. She’s 32 and a half, almost exactly. Wow. She also tells me that I don’t look like a business student and that I’m doing the wrong thing, I look more artsy apparently. Yeah right, like I’m gonna take career advice from a 32 year old server at a mexican restaurant.
Highlight of the night. I backturn my target and announce to Rewok and the obstacle that she’s being a brat and therefore I have to play hard to get. My target proceeds to lift my shirt up and feel my stomach and chest before lunging her hands down the front of my pants right in front of her friend. You should have seen the look on the obstacles face, I don’t think she’s ever seen my target like this before.
Monday
I take Rewok to school with me. He runs a couple quick sets around the campus and then comes and watches me do a presentation for one of my classes. I nail the presentation and the Q+A session which included one of my asshole classmates asking me in front of my whole class whether ad copy and search engine optimization would help Lifestyle Imaging. Jealousy, I love it.
There’s nothing going on Monday night’s so we just decided to head down to a cluster of bars called The Irish Village and hang out and have a few drinks. Had a blast and Rewok ended up working a hilarious set which consisted of a girl who snorted when she laughed and the reincarnation of the ice queen.
Tuesday
We had set up to go out to lunch with my Welsh buddy who I haven’t seen in about a year and a half. We meet up with him and he suggests we go to a pool hall. I know what this means. When you get two pool hall junkies who haven’t seen each other in over a year back together in a pool hall, you’re gonna see a drunkfest. 4 pitchers of Canada’s finest Alexander Keiths Pale Ale and you have 3 drunk dudes. We wander around downtown and Rewok is demanding girls highfive him as we’re going down the street. Hilarity ensues.
We go home and take a nap as we’re absolutely bagged and then meet up with Maverick and Hysteria at the popular Tuesday night bar in the city. This bar is LOUD beyond belief, it’s practically impossible to hold set. I see a couple girls who I’ve been out with and reignite the attraction. I also saw the girl from “The Date From Hell” and apparently it didn’t go as bad as I thought it did because she still seemed very attracted and apparently sent me a text message that I never got and kept questioning why I didn’t write back. Soooooooooo I’m a sucker for punishment so I’m gonna take her to the National Art Gallery this week.
Rewok did a ton of sets, I slacked and took it easy and worked on my girls. He kept on getting frustrated due to the absurd music volume so we took off early.
Wednesday
Power outage and exhaustion. We take it easy and go grab a bubbletea.
Thursday
We met up with one of the girls I’m seeing and her friend. Played some Guitar Hero and Wii and then headed over to a local hockey bar for drinks and food.
Long story short I brought everyone to Tila and everyone had a fun time.
Friday
Rewok heads home.
I went out for a night on the town after hanging out with a friend of mine who’s going through a rough breakup. Poor girl broke up with her boyfriend and her roomates took off to the bar with him that night. Ouch. I spent some time with her and then after her roomates got home I took off (with one of them in tow) to Tila. The entire night went perfect as far as social proof goes. Ended up almost doing a pull but slacked when hit with LMR and lost it. Oh well. Great night all around.
All in all it was a crazy experience and time. It was a glimpse into having a kick ass roomate and although I’m enjoying having my privacy back it sucks not having a partner in crime around. Rewok, buddy, you’re welcome back anytime.
Orleans, alone… and out.










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