What Has Big Balls And Hangs Up? This Guy!
I’m surprised I have any readers at all anymore! I promise to write more for this blog though guys! Spread the word, I’m coming back!
Saturday night myself and PlayerS worked a great set at the end of the night. As it ended up the two girls came back to PlayerA’s place for the afterparty and we went up on the roof to talk and hang out. After a little while we ended back at PlayerA’s restaurant and we went onto the back patio for champaigne and dessert at around 4:00AM.
One of the girls kept getting phone calls and text’s and it was really starting to get on my nerves. I inquire. Apparently it’s some guy who she used to fuck a couple months back but they haven’t talked until tonight when he started calling again. He’s a “prick” though but something about him has got her smitten (her words). Let this be a lesson to all you struggling nice guys out there. She lets me read one of the text messages and it says “U wanna bang?”. Nice.
She receives another phone call from him a few minutes later. I motion at her to give me the phone but she doesn’t. I take the phone and the following conversation goes down.
Me: “Sup dude.”
Asshole: “Ohh… uh… yo… who is this?”
Me: “A friend of your friend.”
Asshole: “Uh what?”
Me (to the girl): “What’s your name?”
Girl: “E___.”
Me: “I’m a friend of E___’s. How’s your night going?”
Asshole: “Well I’m on the phone with a dude at 4AM I suppose it could be better.”
Me: “I hear ya, anyways hey I have a joke for you.”
*I wave at everyone around the table to get their attention and to silence their conversations*
Me: “Ok what has little balls and hangs upside down.”
Asshole: “I dunno man you trying to tell me something hahaha.”
Me: “Yeah you’re a funny guy too. No it’s not me, it’s a koala bear hahaha! Ok that was a bad joke but here’s a better one… What has big balls and hangs up?”
*I hang up the phone*
Everyone at the table dies laughing. E___ is looking at me like she can’t believe what I just did. All in all it was enjoyable. This is the second time I’ve done this, first time was in Edmonton and I hung up on a girl who turned out to be a 9.5. Hilarity ensues when you bust this out so if ever you get a girl who’s constantly getting phone calls don’t be afraid to bust this number out.
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My brother had always done a variation of this- and it was “what has a little dick and hangs down? A bat, what has a big dick and hangs up?”
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